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Showing posts with label mindless. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mindless. Show all posts
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Email of the Week
Thank you for joining the ***** Fan Club! You will be receiving your ***** coupon in roughly one week. In the meantime, stay posted for more ***** treats sent your way and enjoy the satisfaction of belonging to something tastier than yourself!
What I want to know is.... when did they find me to taste me? And how did they manage that without me noticing??!!
(oh, I fear the Google engine hits now!)
What I want to know is.... when did they find me to taste me? And how did they manage that without me noticing??!!
(oh, I fear the Google engine hits now!)
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Not-So-Deep Thought
You know you've had to listen to Charlotte's Web a few too many times in the car when you start to wish that Charlottle had just gone ahead and written "Crunchy" or "Tasty" in her web instead.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Saturday, April 12, 2008
It's the Weekend
This week has been crazy... clearly we are closing in on the end of the school year!! Consequently, there are lots of things I'd like to write... but really can't as I know this little hovel is not exactly invisible.
Anyway, just so you all know I'm still alive, here's something I've shamelessly stolen from Marie.
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Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the questions. Your answers must be real places, things, names... nothing made up. If you can't think of anything, skip the question. You can't use your name for the boy's/girl's name question. If your name happens to start with the same letter as mine, sorry, you can't use my answers.
(although seriously... the letter J?! I may get more of a mental workout than I planned!!)
FAMOUS SINGER: Janis Joplin
FOUR LETTER WORD: Joke
STREET:
COLOR: Jade (that took some serious searching!)
GIFTS/PRESENTS: Jasmine (it's a flower)
THINGS IN A SOUVENIR SHOP: Jacknife
BOY'S NAME: Jason
GIRL'S NAME: Jessica
MOVIE TITLE: Jurassic Park
DRINK: Juice
OCCUPATION: Jury foreman (didn't say it had to be a full-life career!)
CELEBRITY:
MAGAZINE: Jane
U.S. CITY: Jacksonville
PRO SPORTS: Jai-alai
FRUIT: Jujube (yes, it is a real fruit!)
REASONS FOR BEING LATE FOR WORK: (had to) Jumpstart the car
SOMETHING YOU THROW AWAY: Junk
THINGS YOU SHOUT: JUST STOP!!!
CARTOON CHARACTER: Jerry (as in Tom & Jerry)
If you're reading this then consider yourself tagged. If you want to be!
Anyway, just so you all know I'm still alive, here's something I've shamelessly stolen from Marie.
~~~
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the questions. Your answers must be real places, things, names... nothing made up. If you can't think of anything, skip the question. You can't use your name for the boy's/girl's name question. If your name happens to start with the same letter as mine, sorry, you can't use my answers.
(although seriously... the letter J?! I may get more of a mental workout than I planned!!)
FAMOUS SINGER: Janis Joplin
FOUR LETTER WORD: Joke
STREET:
COLOR: Jade (that took some serious searching!)
GIFTS/PRESENTS: Jasmine (it's a flower)
THINGS IN A SOUVENIR SHOP: Jacknife
BOY'S NAME: Jason
GIRL'S NAME: Jessica
MOVIE TITLE: Jurassic Park
DRINK: Juice
OCCUPATION: Jury foreman (didn't say it had to be a full-life career!)
CELEBRITY:
MAGAZINE: Jane
U.S. CITY: Jacksonville
PRO SPORTS: Jai-alai
FRUIT: Jujube (yes, it is a real fruit!)
REASONS FOR BEING LATE FOR WORK: (had to) Jumpstart the car
SOMETHING YOU THROW AWAY: Junk
THINGS YOU SHOUT: JUST STOP!!!
CARTOON CHARACTER: Jerry (as in Tom & Jerry)
If you're reading this then consider yourself tagged. If you want to be!
Saturday, April 5, 2008
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