Conversation of the Week

De-evolution

Husband: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Bird: Five.
Husband: Oh, you'll be five, eh? But what do you want to do?
Bird: I'll be a teacher.
Husband: You mean like Ms. A and Ms. M {her Preschool Teachers}?
Bird: Yes. But when I'm five, I'll be the teacher.
Husband: Oh, good. And what will Bug be when he grows up?
Bird: Shamu.
Husband: So he'll splash everybody in the pool?
Bird: Yeah. He'll splash everyone with his big tail.
Husband: But Bug doesn't have a tail.
Bird: He will when he's ten.