After I dug up all those Nancy Drew/Hardy boys books, the libaraian rolled her eyes at me. I asked her (quite tongue in cheek) what was wrong with such wonderful literature.
Her: "Anybody in real life who got clunked in the head as much as Frank and Joe Hardy would be mentally challenged."
She has a point. Though I'm thinking that all the chloroform Nancy's had to sniff can't be good for her either.