Sometimes, when we go to Tar-jay the kids don't get along. (I know, it only happens to me, right?!) On this particular day, Bug was being terrificially horrendous to Bird. Since we were actually there to do some shopping (as opposed to Mommy just wandering around & pretending that window shopping is exercise), I chose to separate them instead of just leaving the store.
Next thing I knew, his end of the cart was eerily silent!